Book a call
Book a 30-min brief call.
No pitch deck. We listen, then either tell you we can help or point you somewhere better. 30 min, free.
What you'll get
Three things, in 30 minutes.
A diagnostic call, not a sales call. By the end you'll know where you stand, what it costs, and whether we're the right shop — or whether someone else is.
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An honest read of where you are
We listen first. What you're building, who it's for, what the site is doing now (or not). No pitch deck, no slide tour of our services — just the situation, said back to you clearly.
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A ballpark tier match
By the end of the call you'll know which of the four rungs fits — £295/mo Lite custodianship, £495/mo Maintained, £1,495/mo Growth, or £6,000+/mo Embedded — and why. If none of them fit, we'll say that too.
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Specific next steps
Not 'we'll be in touch'. Either a written proposal within 24 hours with a price and a start date, or a direct pointer somewhere better — a Fiverr template, a Squarespace setup, a different agency, a CMS-only refresh. Whichever is actually right.
Who not to book
Three reasons to not put this in the diary.
A call we both knew wouldn't go anywhere is 30 minutes neither of us gets back. Easier to say it up front.
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If you want a £50 Fiverr site
Nothing wrong with Fiverr for a £50 brochure site — but it isn't what we do, and we won't try to bend a £295/mo managed-infrastructure subscription to fit. Save us both the call.
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If you need a CMS-only refresh of existing WordPress
If the brief is 'tidy up our WordPress, change the colours, leave the plugins' — that's a WordPress maintenance shop, not us. We build hand-crafted Astro on EU-sovereign infrastructure; we don't take custody of someone else's WordPress estate.
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If you're not ready to be honest about budget
Calls work when both sides know the rough ballpark. £45/mo holding pages, £295-£495/mo managed sites, £1,495/mo embedded operator, £6,000+/mo fractional CTO. If those numbers are off by an order of magnitude either way, the 30 minutes won't move us anywhere useful.
Closer to a Fiverr brief? Try Fiverr. WordPress maintenance? Most local agencies handle it. Anywhere in between — see the four web tiers first and the call will be sharper for it.
Booking
Cal.com integration landing soon.
While we wire up live booking, email hello@ukwebmarketing.co.uk and we'll book within the working day.
What happens next
Five steps. No surprises.
Plain process — the same one we'd want as the client. No ten-touch nurture sequence, no calendar tag tennis.
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You email
Drop a line to hello@ukwebmarketing.co.uk — a sentence about what you're building is enough.
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We reply within the working day
Same-hour during UK working hours, next morning otherwise. No bot, no ticket queue — Jordan reads it and writes back.
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Calendar invite
We send a calendar invite with a video link (Google Meet by default; phone or WhatsApp video if you'd rather). 30 minutes, free.
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5-minute prep email
The day before the call you get a short email — three questions to think about, one link to skim, the agenda so you know what we're covering. No homework, no forms.
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30-min call, then notes within 24 hours
We talk. Afterwards you get a written follow-up: what we heard, the tier match, the price, the start date, and the next-step pointer if a different shop fits better. Within 24 hours of hanging up.
Prefer to read first? Compare the four web tiers · How the managed service works · Who runs this.